Hold up a white heart at the Olso MDNA show

 

Sing ‘Happy Inaguration’ dressed as Marilyn Monroe on SNL

 

Have a country birthday, while singing ‘The Funny Song’

 

Get humped with a blow up doll

 

Don a Scottish kilt and pretend you’re on stage at the Reinvention Tour

 

Do it Polish style, complete with sto lat and all

 

‘Make a Wish’ that your Pepsi commercial wont get banned

 

Give the ‘I See Flags’ speech

 

Sing ‘B-Day Song’

 

Or, just fall off your horse and scare the crap out of everyone

 How are you celebrating Madonna’s birthday?